Trust football’s most notorious sh*thouses to rattle Lionel Messi’s cage
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He must get a sick thrill from stunts like this.
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He keeps on breaking records.
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Loved and respected in equal measure.
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He is truly one of a kind.
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He stepped up on the biggest stage of all.
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They've produced some world-class prospects.
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Romero made Mbappe jump out of his skin.
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An *eighth* is surely due Messi's way in 2023.