Where are they now? Jose Mourinho’s 15 signings at Real Madrid
Some are retired, naturally—time and tide wait for no man—some, unbelievably, are still lighting up the Bernabeu, and the rest... well, let's find out.
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11 players we can’t believe are playing in the CONCACAF Champions Cup
The CONCACAF Champions Cup quarterfinals are in full swing, and it's getting tasty.
Bigger than Michael Jordan? Messi, Miami & American soccer’s brave new chapter
Messi's move to Inter Miami was like a small planet smashing into ocean somewhere off the Eastern Seaboard.
Where are they now? Pep Guardiola’s 15 signings as Bayern Munich manager
The Bavarians made 15 signings during Pep's tenure—most of them incredible, some of them a bit weird.
9 of the current longest trophy droughts in Europe: Spurs & Newcastle lead the way…
The weight may have been lifted for Athletic Bilbao, but some clubs are still living under a cloud of trophylessness.
Where are they now? Andrea Pirlo’s 7 signings as Juventus manager
A short - and not very fun - stay.
13 second-choice goalkeepers who are too good to warm the subs bench: Ortega, Kelleher…
Plenty of bargains to be found here.
Where are they now? The 7 signings made by Rafa Benitez at Real Madrid
He wasn't in charge for long...
8 MLS players you’ll definitely remember that are still playing in 2024
Some of these other names will cause your eyebrows to enter a different postcode.
Where are they now? Ruben Amorim’s first 9 signings for Sporting Lisbon
Premier League fans will know all about one of them.
7 potential Liverpool signings if Ruben Amorim succeeds Jurgen Klopp
We've identified the players the Portuguese coach should target in the summer transfer window, should he arrive on Merseyside.
The 14-year-old ‘American Messi’ is Manchester-bound & we should all be terrified
It's always Sully in Philadelphia...
A ridiculous XI of players that Newcastle currently have unavailable
The starting XI you can construct with the Toon's current list of unavailable players is a bit of a joke.
On the Origin of Skill Moves: Charles Darwin’s got nothing on highly-evolved ballers
Imagine being the first person to do anything. Somebody baked the first loaf of bread, somebody was the first person to circumnavigate the globe, and somebody did the first rainbow flick.
The Scottish Premiership might just have provided us with the most Sunday League moment ever
After briefly giving Newell a concave skull, the ball turns it's attention to Will Fish. The ricochet flies toward Fish, and tw*ts him right in the dish as well.
Ranking football commentators by how much we’d fancy a pint with them
Having your whole life commentated upon on would be a sort of living hell, but we reckon we could manage a pint.
13 teams that need to be reunited with their classic kit makers immediately
We've picked out thirteen teams that need to reconcile with their ex-kit manufacturers immediately.
6 players Eddie Howe needs to rebuild Newcastle’s squad around
Things have been a struggle on Tyneside this season - but the future could still look very bright for Newcastle.
13 elite ballers who rose from non-league to superstardom: Vardy, Watkins, Trundle…
We've picked out 13 wonderful footballers who put the hard yards in before they made it to the big time.
7 former footballers you had no idea are international managers in 2024
Every now and again, the international break throws up some person in a suit or a branded tracksuit, and we look at them and we go, I know you.
Nine national teams that currently boast a golden generation of talent ft. England, France…
Gareth Southgate isn't the only coached blessed with talent.
North vs South: Which half of the PL would win a football match in 2024?
What if Todd Boehly's great vision came to pass in 2024? Allow us to draft up potential line-ups for the North and South...
Ranking every current PL manager by how much you’d fancy a pint with them
Which boss would go all-out attack on the jagerbombs and leave you both paralytic by 10pm?
9 of the craziest moments in Turkish Super Lig history: Guns, brawls, kidnappings…
A strong contender for the most bonkers league in world football.
The USMNT’s next superstar has come up clutch for PSV – & we’re boarding the hype train
Pepi might become America's first world-class footballer.
The best player in each American state with an MLS team: Pulisic, Dempsey, Friedel…
We went on the deepest of deep dives to find the most important footballer from each state or province with an MLS team.
5 players Pep Guardiola has whispered sweet nothings to in a post-match embrace
Guardiola has form for praising opposition players at strange times.
The last 7 times Arsenal went deep in Europe – & how it affected their league campaign
Featuring some very painful memories for Arsenal fans.
From Messi to Muriel: 17 designated MLS players worth watching in 2024
Lionel Messi isn't the only big name worth watching.
Man Utd’s 7 most improved players in 2023-24 according to Whoscored
It's been a frustrating season at Old Trafford.