We're onto you, footballing gods...
These ones must have stung.
Ronaldo has scored more Champions League goals than anybody else.
Some team, this.
Rio's standards are evidently sky high.
Agents and sporting directors are hard at work lining up deals.
We could be witnessing the start of a new dynasty.
A surprising inclusion made the cut.
Some made great choices, others could've won more.
The competition for places in this teamsheet is ridiculous.
Some genuinely prolific ballers with this lot.
We've psychoanalysed all 16 remaining teams in the 2023-24 edition.
Feast your eyes on this lot.
This lot have made a huge impact at their respective clubs this season.
The Brazilian is a magnificent human being.
An exceptional display.
No prizes for guessing who comes out on top.